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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
What do the Kamala Harris/Tim Walz campaign ads following Taylor Swift's endorsement mean?
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks